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‘Twas the night before baling

Tribute to all those men and women out all night baling perfect hay. Click if you love farmers!

‘Twas the night before baling and all through grandma’s house

Every person was stirring, even the mouse

 

All the tractors were ready and lined up with care

In hopes that the dew soon would be there

 

Grandma bustles in the kitchen cleaning up after the meal

Farmer paces near the window gazing out at his field

 

The grandkids get dressed in their favorite borrowed pajamas

Then carefully decide where to sleep at grandma’s

 

With the kids all tucked in and the equipment at the ready

All we can do, is sit tight and hold steady

 

You see, the hay must be perfect. Not too wet and not too dry

And the only time it is that way is in the middle of the night

 

How can you know you ask, When the hay is just right?

It’s an acquired art really, not to be taken light

 

I have not known many who can pass this difficult test

Farmer and his brother to name a few, but Grandpa Farmer was the best

 

So here we sit together awaiting what’s next

In the kitchen and on the sofa while farmer checks and rechecks

 

We chat for awhile until our eyes get heavy

then one by one fall asleep, with our shoes and jackets ready

 

Some sleep on the couches and some on the floor

all the while the farmer moves quietly in and out the door

 

Then finally, in the wee hours of the morning

the farmer comes in and gives us our warning

 

Get up! Get ready! We need to go

All hands on deck, it’s time to reap what we sow

 

Feeling groggy and tired we all step outside

We breath the crisp air, and see the starry night sky

 

The tractors roar to life and pull out in a line

go slowly ‘cross the bumps, always turn to the right and you’ll be fine

 

Each pulls into their row then turns their PTO on

Let’s off the clutch and gets their baling on!

 

Now the rhythm of a baler is hard to describe

It’s like your first time in a stick shift learning to drive

 

You let off the clutch and push on the gas

Only to “kill it” and lurch back so fast

 

Now imagine this happens every second or so

One hour down, two hours to go

The windrow goes in, the hay bale pops our

If you drive too fast you’ll clog up for a bout

 

Slowly, so slowly we work through the field

Farmer helps all the breakdowns, mighty wrench does he yield

 

Then just as the sun starts to peak over the hill

We see the last giant windrows, we’ve about had our fill

 

The last bale clunks out and we sigh a relief

It was all we could do to not fall asleep

 

On our way back to the pickup we bounce through the wheel tracks

Hundreds, maybe thousands of bales there to stack

 

Dragging steps back to grandma’s and through the front door

Only to lay down at last, and pass out on the floor

 

 

Watch this video to see this poem come to life, sorta.


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